( Identical owls sent to Stephen Maturin, Samuel Vimes, John Adams, Emma Woodhouse, and DEATH )

( Identical owls to Dr. Maturin, Pippi, Oliver, Ryuuji, Wolfram, Peter Wimsey, Judas Iscariot, Snooch, Fillerbunny, Laura Palmer, and Dr. Grant. )

Do you have a problem that you just don't know the answer to?
Do you wonder why your nose just doesn't fit your body? Or why your friend looks at you funny when she catches you staring at her crotch? Or you just need advice on how to get a grip of your life?

Talk to the advice squad! They won't judge you, they'll only help you.

Pop your problems in ( Read more... )

A notice appears in the Great Hall, written in beautiful but precise hand-writing.

I, Miss Emma Woodhouse, am currently interviewing students, and our conversations are to be recorded and reproduced in Hogwarts's newspaper.

( It continues... )

Dear Miss Sciuto,

Congratulations on your new status as Prefect! I have no doubt that you'll be a credit to our House.

If there are any matters regarding Ravenclaw House in which I can be of assistance to yourself or Miss Sidle, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Good luck, and the best of wishes to you.

Sincerely,

Lord Peter Wimsey

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of Hogwarts! Wimsey here, with your requests and also a few songs of my own.
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Things have settled down somewhat in the RL department -- enough, at any rate, that I can bring Susan, Wimsey, and Fillerbunny back from hiatus (just in time for the Secrets board ( Read more... )

A notice appears in the Great Hall, with a small notebook charmed to stick to the wall underneath it. People can pick up the notebook and write in it; if they try to walk off with it, it will fly out of their hands or pocket and stick to the wall again.

Announcing: The Hogwarts Debate Club ( Read more... )

An identical invitation sent on heavy cream parchment in a neat script has been sent to the following parties:

-Sorting Hat
-Lord Peter Wimsey
-Professor Stephen Maturin
-Professor Remus Lupin
-Nymphadora Tonks
-John Constantine
-Sakuya Kira
-Anthony Crowley
-Aziraphale

( The lightly warded owl says... )

A little kid and his tiger are out on the South Lawn, playing a game.

( The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice! )